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Edward REALLY wants to die by eightbreeze Edward REALLY wants to die by eightbreeze
yeah ... can't you tell ... he's REALLY asking for it ... provoking the Volturi like that. I can't really remember where I got the idea from ... I was just reading the part where he said the quote beneath the picture and well ... i went to sleep ... woke up in the morning and that scene was in my head ... and I couldn't stop laughing at the thought of Edward saying "yo mamma is sooo fat..." soooo ... I had to draw it :XD: it was fun ... and this is how I imagine the characters ... yeah I kinda reworked my envisionment of Edward there ... I looked at one of my earlier sketches of him and decided i liked his design there better rather than how he was in my previous picture ... sooo yeah ... as you could guess this is inspired by New Moon the sequel to Twilight by Stephenie Meyer ( you should read them BOTH if you haven't already :XD: ) anywho yeah ... DONE

EDIIIIIT : I decided that this picture should be better quality considering it has so many faves ... sooo I thought it deserved a little bit of a revamp ... therefore I updated it a bit ... I hope everyone enjoys this improved version :D
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:iconitsukiart:
Itsukiart Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
if you get killed by an emo...you didn't deserve to live if you get killed by the most pathetic scum of this world.
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Swagger321 Featured By Owner May 26, 2013
AWH SNAP .O.
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CassieCat7 Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2013
Lol
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Laceface36 Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2012
LOL
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gingerhanna Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Golden! I loved the 1st one and now I love this one even more!!!
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Little-Monter-0522 Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2012
LOL! That's just great!!
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GriftheMonk Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2011  Student Writer
Funny picture, but don't get why people recommend Twilight. :/
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Castiel101 Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2011
I LOVE this!
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ladyrandomm13 Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2011  Student
If he wants to die, he can go right ahead...this was funny, though.
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SavingShadows Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I just died of laughter. Seriously. There is a funeral going down right now. And it's this picture's fault.
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:iconeightbreeze:
eightbreeze Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
lulllz :XD: :ohnoes: ohnoes!
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SavingShadows Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Yes. You're comdey skills have the power to kill. Feel accomplished. :p
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Traumia Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2011  Professional Photographer
AHAHAHHAHAH!!!!

"not without a reason"

Brilliant, this made me laugh so much I needed the toilet =P x
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TEAMARO Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2011
Aro and Caius should of killed Edward big time. But that is so funny! Love it.
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kyuubilover27 Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2011
LOL
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roverrandom Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2011
I don't exactly like Twilight, but this is just too funny not to fave. XD
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Red-Beyond Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2010
Haha dude that is AWESOME!
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barri-cade Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
Ahhhhhh, if only had HAD annoyed them that way. That would have made the book a whole lot more interesting. And made the movie a global best seller. XD
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PriscillaSwan Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2010
Hey Edwar Cullen, Are Those Teeth Real?
Yeah, How Many Times Have You Been Married?
Seriously, i Mean Are You Wearing You're Diapers?
Pris, There Called Rags.
Honey, it's Bingo Night, You're Missing Bingo Night.
Well Pris it's Not Even That it's Passed His Bed Time Anyway. i Mean He Needs To Go Home, Get Tucked in, Take His Fake Vampire Teeth Out.
Yeah, And Take All Those Pills!
Totally, i Mean What 100 Year Old Vampire Dude Just Hangs Around At a Mall Hitting On Cute Young Girls Anyway?
He Must Have Amensia And Lost His Way And SomeHow Wondered in Here.
(Aww, Sorry)
He Must Think We're His Grand Kids.
No, No Sir No We're Not. Bingo Nights That Way, Turn Around, Okay?
Hahaha No 100 Year Old Vampiore Dudes For Us Right?
Yeah, i Mean Totally!
Thank You, Thanks, Have a Good Night, Have a Good Night Buddy.
See Yeah.

Chours:
D-I-N-O-S-A
You are a dinosaur
D-I-N-O-S-A
You are a dinosaur and,
O-L-D M-A-N
Your just an old man
Hitting on me what?
You need a cat scan
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Daisukimaru Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
lol
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GoochForLawls Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2010
Oh.. Made of win.
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WannabeAnarchist Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2010  Student General Artist
LOL oh Caius... XD
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llamasrcool27 Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2010
vampires + yo mama jokes=epic win.
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ilymina Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2010
shits goin' down!
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aryl5 Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2010
If only he had annoyed them that way... XDD
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MooSaysRayRay Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
haha, i got a new account and kept my old one open JUST so i would remember to fav this! this is a win for sure!
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iwuvchibi Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2010
lololol
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harrypotterlover123 Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2010
omg i still love this! it's absolutely hilarious! absolutely gotta love it!!!!
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Hazelnut650 Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2010
Awesome XD
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Melciah1791 Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2010
if i was edward i woulda been like '' ok first Caius, seriously? paroxide blonde is not a good look on you. I MEAN CHRIST MAN..its actually hurting my eyes. Jane, your not scary, your about as terryfying as a midget in a json voorhees gettup. Alec...erm. ive heard those innapropriate thoughts youve had about your sister, even for a vampire thats fucked up dude. Marcus, you are one boring cunt, i mean i know its been 3000 years but dude, hook yaself up with an x-box. and as for you Aro...well....your just awesome.''

and whalla, eddy boy would have his wish....DEATHHH
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Bonegirl321 Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
edward does want yo die






Bite Me
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wolvenlied Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2010
I don't like Twight but this is so freakin funny :rofl:+:lmao: = roflmao :lol:

:iconkillitwithfire::iconimsparklyplz::iconkillthatwithfire:
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Rainy-Wolf Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2010
DONT MAKE ME SNAP MY FINGAS IN A
Z-FOR-MA-TION
HIP RO-TA-TION
DOG VIO-LA-TION
CAT MU-TIL-A-TION
DUCK MU-TA-TION
FISH VI-BRA-TION
BEAR MA-STUR-BA-TION
WORD.
LOOOLLL. Sorry, somthing me and my friends came up with today, I came up with the cat part in the library when they said the first part, and we LMAO'D for like 10 minutes, just sitting there silently cry-laugihng with everyone staring. And when I saw this... Justomg. xD
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eightbreeze Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
lmao ... awesome :XD:
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Rainy-Wolf Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2010
xP
Whythankyou~ =P
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Kevin-channie Featured By Owner May 22, 2010
AWSEOME!
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Dark-Blood-Kitsune5 Featured By Owner May 19, 2010
Ahahahahaha. OMFG!!!! When I saw that i was like WTH?????? I like it though.
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LaniWonderzWhy Featured By Owner May 18, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
I'm no twilight-fan... since the movies *vomits* -_________-


but THAT is freaking hilarious!
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CryingAngel1508 Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2010
This is really funny good job
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eightbreeze Featured By Owner May 2, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
thanks =D
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Yoruhoshi Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Personally, I don't like Twilight or anything written by Stephenie Meyer, but this was hilarious! X3
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eightbreeze Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
yehhh ... Twilight was one of those things that I kind of read but love to hate >.< I don't understand how people take it seriously @__@
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Yoruhoshi Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Lolz, I read the first two books and decided hating it was more fun.
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hpjedi1 Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2010
Lol the Vultori look like they shop at the same robe shop as Snape ^_~
PS: Sorry if you're one of those anti-HP Twilight fans. . .this wasn't meant to offend. Snape is freakin' awesome is all =)
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eightbreeze Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
pshhh I LOVE HP :XD: there is enough of my love for both fandoms haha
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Aeld-fangirl Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
lolololololololollololololollol
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Helyna-May Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2010
Too cute! That so made me giggle. Great job!
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eightbreeze Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
thankiees =D
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ariel44 Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
damn edward is gonna get his ass kicked
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animelvr329 Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2010
EPIC WIN! :rofl:
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